404: page not found

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The page you seek has weighed anchor and sailed to join the dotcom desperados in Cyberlimbo. It is devoid of both destination and content. It no longer responds to so much as a click. It was once Hyper but is now less than a link and does no linking to speak of. To expect linkage would be to court deep disappointment. It is a link in name only. It would undoubtedly link if it could but its yearning is unrequited. It entices would-be linkers to eagerly anticipated vistas of musical surprise and delight, yet it is a false link. A faux link. A link manqué, if you will. A quondam link. A teasingly disingenuous link. A lacklustre link. It once linked with the best of them, but it links no more. Its linking days are over. It is pageless. You are, frankly, lucky to get a 404 out of it.

(Takes link off screen and bashes it on the desk vigorously.) It is an ex-link.

The page you asked for isn’t resting, it’s not there. This can happen when:

If the page was moved or deleted on purpose What’s new will give details. I usually leave a dummy page in place for a few months, or years (but not for every link in the August 2005 update, sorry).

The navigation links at the top of this page take you to the rest of the site which has been firmly nailed to the Internet.


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